Merry Meet To All,
A friend of mine sent this, I find it funny & amusing therefore
wanted to pass it on to someone who needs a good laugh & a
little fun.
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow
the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new
name, ask your friends and family and co-workers to generate out
their new names. And don't go all 'adult' ... my friend's senior
manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names......
Use the third letter of your first
name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name
to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last
name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new
name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.
Blessed Be,
Oceanos
